tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-255007312011-12-13T02:15:04.220-08:00For the black Mohawk aficianado, an irreverant look at love & life in the city with an Asian by your side.Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.comBlogger591100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-33177350862213628712008-01-15T11:48:00.001-08:002008-01-15T23:59:11.122-08:00

I was right for the wrong reasons So yesterday I made some predictions about what’s “in the air,” my thinking that this tagline referred to an ecosystem of WiFi for Apple TV and iPhone. I was wrong, mostly, but did get one thing right. Yesterday, I said… I hereby predict that Apple’s new iPhone will at least speak to, if not be able to completely control, Apple TV, making Apple TV one of

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-28953625732921005722008-01-14T13:04:00.001-08:002011-01-17T19:12:14.885-08:00

100% foolproof predictions to 2008 Macworld keynote, sure to impress, mesmerize, impregnate With the introductory phase of iPhone over, 2008 marks a new time for iFun for the iPhone & Apple TV In March of 2007, before the release of iPhone but after the introductory keynote, I predicted a few things that I think now will materialize at this Macworld. I stated that I believe that Apple is using

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-72028237410919312882007-08-12T22:26:00.000-07:002009-10-19T23:36:45.810-07:00

Day trip to the edge of forever: North-South Korean border a creepy place digg story “This is the ‘bridge of no return…’,” the US MP informed us. “Cross this bridge and you will be stripped of all freedoms and will be forbidden to ever enter S Korea or the US Again. Cross this bridge and you are in N Korea’s hands.” The bridge was little more than 8 feet wide and and perhaps a hundred feet

Chris Maupinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-6985753422404518642007-08-10T23:54:00.001-07:002009-08-31T01:19:31.943-07:00

I find the source for Derren Brown’s tools of magic here in San Francisco 1. Since our chat was brief, I couldn’t get specifics like his name or whether he owned the shop. I assume he does. I‘ve made a huge discovery today: Mental magician Derren Brown’s magical supplier seems[1] to operate a shop of magic here in San Francisco. I learned this as I briefly chatted it up with the worker inside

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-52296677790750915852007-08-01T22:03:00.001-07:002009-08-31T01:22:23.065-07:00

Master mental magician Derren Brown hits iTunes Derren Brown, the king of mind tricks, who has in the past shocked and awed U.K. audiences, comes to America with a television series called Mind Control, featured in the iTunes television store. 1. Stooge, n: a person who is employed to assume a particular role while keeping their true identity hidden 2. Stage magic 3. Showmanship is in

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-20836034454449101382007-07-22T15:38:00.001-07:002009-08-31T01:39:37.901-07:00

Peer-to-peer users share candid shots Enjoy candid photography and documents from the hard drives of others through Gnutella It’s interesting what people put on the peer-to-peer networks and not realize. See, when installing certain Gnutella-network peer-to-peer applications such as Limewire or Bearshare, the user is given options to make certain folders shared. 1. But I have no way of knowing;

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-20978766117330761582007-07-18T21:30:00.001-07:002008-04-30T02:09:16.746-07:00

iWeb bests Photoshop in making simple graphics for the web For those who find Photoshop intimidating or bloated, let Tironius be your guide to creating lickable buttons with li’l ol’ iWeb for web or print Bloggers and amateur web site creators who don’t find Apple’s aqua look passé will cheer in ecstasy when realized how easy it is to create those style of buttons using Apple’s oft-overlooked

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-34425713622781280702007-05-26T03:06:00.001-07:002009-08-31T01:46:47.629-07:00

Derren Brown taps the king of ambigrams for the secret to his show ‘Trick or Treat’ Up is down, black is white with the master of psychological illusion Watching my boy Derren Brown got ambigrams in my noggin. The topic arose in conversation with internationally renowned calligrapher Claude Dieterich A. and I, and Claude turned my attention to the top man in the field, John Langdon. I visit the

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-58874588711066125042007-05-22T01:47:00.001-07:002009-08-31T01:56:07.641-07:00

UK's master of illusion Derren Brown is back It’s something nice or something nasty in Derren Brown’s newest show of mental trickery, giving viewers a real treat My boy Derren Brown, master of psychology, illusion, and showmanship, is back in full force with his new show, Trick or Treat. Contestants each week choose a card: “trick” or “treat.” After his or her choice in the coming weeks will

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-13727202320923854152007-05-08T23:35:00.000-07:002009-08-31T01:57:58.913-07:00

The not-so classic arcade game that spawned 16 sequels and dozens of console portsPounders senior HADOUKEN correspondent, Q–Pounder, reports from the field In that grand year of 1987, which among other lesser events, marked Q-pounder's 7th birthday, a burgeoning game company decided to release one of the worst games imaginable. Capcom's Street Fighter was the third one-on-one fighting game of its

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-87086311801130035082007-04-25T09:48:00.000-07:002007-07-16T12:16:48.558-07:00

We owe everything to the Japanese. A new trend in women's clothing is now bordering on just what us disallusioned males actually fantasize about- ultra low rise jeans showing us the goods. Well check it out for yourselves fellow pounders and judge the boner factor. I give it one rock-hard erection. http://www.japannewbie.com/2007/04/08/ultra-low-rise-denim-bikini-pants/

Mr. Patchnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-21299780315121486962007-04-03T11:20:00.000-07:002009-08-31T02:12:52.870-07:00

Yesterday I downloaded "Dragon's Curse" through the Wii Shop channel (check the list of VC games on tap- VC Games), a game from the Wonderboy series and an off-shoot of the Adventure Island franchise. If you're not familiar with the Wonderboy games I encourage you to check out the Wiki entry for brief synopsis. Similar to the Bonk and AI games, Dragon's Curse features very simplified levels and

Mr. Patchnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-6622936524874947272007-03-19T06:07:00.000-07:002009-08-31T02:16:14.997-07:00

Explaining Super Mario Bros. II In response to Tironius and his question about Super Mario Bros. Japan’s version of Super Mario Bros. 2 was NOT the same game as the one we all know in the US. In Japan SMB2 is a direct sequel to Super Mario Bros. and has the same graphics and enemies. Only a few minor changes appear in the game, such as the inclusion poison mushrooms. Also, the game is far more

Mr. Patchnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-9600321473635755292007-03-12T01:00:00.000-07:002008-03-28T20:56:52.923-07:00

Master of psychology and subliminal persuasion is back England’s incomparable master of magic, suggestion, psychology, misdirection and showmanship (using a varied mixture of those techniques) will have a new series on Channel 4 in the U.K., according to the website of Objective Productions, the company that produces Derren’s shows. It says: “The controversial award-winning psychological

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-33598418635651250112007-02-25T10:09:00.000-08:002009-08-31T02:35:14.945-07:00

I reveal a play from my play book. Learn one of the secrets to getting laid This one is not my original invention though (none of them are) it has history going back to the dawn of language and perhaps even further. It is devilishly simple and yields wonderful results. It has failed to work only once, and only then because circumstances surrounding this woman (see my later post “played by a

Chris Maupinnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-52290222465162201822007-02-24T11:56:00.000-08:002008-03-28T20:56:52.924-07:00

Mr. 19 and I have a new interest in the power of hypnotism, or neuro-linguistic programming, having seen Derren Brown achieve free money using hidden commands. He is an expert at psychology, misdirection, hypnotism and showmanship. This is not Mr. Brown, but watch this Japanese girl writhe in ecstasy from the hand of another woman while in hypnosis. It starts with just a hand shake, creating

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-88064821612688580882007-02-23T04:51:00.000-08:002007-06-13T18:54:39.465-07:00

Nintendo recently added a few new additions to the Virtual Console service according to their website. In case you've been reading too much Apple news as of late, the VC service lets Wii owners download games to their harddrive for instant nostalgic gratification. Two new systems, NEO GEO and MSX, will begin offering games in the coming weeks. If you're not familiar with these two systems then I

Mr. Patchnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-39770029502585957292007-02-19T02:39:00.000-08:002008-03-28T20:56:52.924-07:00

YouTube keyword: Derren Brown So, psyche pounders, I have discovered an amazing man famous in England. Magician, showman, mentalist, his work is absolutely amazing. Also, intriguing, because he, in no way, claims the things he does as real. He is telling you these are simply tricks of the eye and mind. The mind tricks, using NLP and suggestion, are absolutely the most interesting aspects of his

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-49304517491259043382007-02-15T13:14:00.000-08:002007-06-13T18:55:46.828-07:00

You may remember my masturbatory post concerning Wii Play from last week. Well, having spent a couple of days diving in and getting wet I can finally lay down the law fellow pounders. While Wii Sports is easily the more robust game between the two, Wii Play seems intended to introduce new players to the possibilities of the Wiimote. That's why I find it strange that it wasn't a launch title,

Mr. Patchnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-13539041901158863982007-02-11T22:14:00.000-08:002008-03-29T20:26:44.223-07:00

Still in China and still blocked from blogging, I present the Q-Pounder’s top ten reasons to learn the letters S-A-F (Single Asian Female) when responding to Craigslist personals. From Q–Pounder: By landing an Asian girl you can enjoy these privilages the average sap who didn’t bother checking overseas first would never enjoy. By the way, Asian-American or Asian-European girls are still

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-40011593419260107772007-02-11T13:01:00.000-08:002007-06-13T18:43:59.765-07:00

By popular request I am showing off my radical entertainment set-up. The following picture shows off my 42" Panasonic Plasma, Progscan DVD player, Audio Technic Record Player, Sony receiver (6 speakers) and entertainment cabinet loaded with gaggles of videogames (Wii, PS2 and Xbox). But it doesn't stop there. My sick obsession with everything Nintendo has turned my once beautiful office into

Mr. Patchnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-5306487051184897202007-01-26T00:02:00.000-08:002007-01-29T20:59:17.801-08:00

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-33781666097737975542007-01-23T02:42:00.000-08:002007-06-13T19:05:54.555-07:00

The #7056 Muni bus

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-20479999945925653712007-01-23T01:26:00.000-08:002007-01-23T01:37:06.088-08:00

Ah, the power of e-mail. How many of my fellow pounders are nerdy enough to write an e-letter to something big and have a response or change. I have had some bizarre happenings via e-mail. Typos, podcasts and vasectomies, some weeeeird stuff has gone out of and in to my mailbox. Check it, a list of five things I’ve accomplished via the electronic mail. Typos typos and more typos: I have been the

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-31322646160959366242007-01-20T20:05:00.000-08:002008-03-29T20:25:14.213-07:00

Top secret: create stunning hi-rez posters using Pages' little cousin, iWeb Create posters and flyers that print beautifully using Apple's unintended document creation program, iWeb It is extremely easy to create posters in Pages, Apple's best-of-breed document creation program for things like resumes, posters and flyers. At only $79, and combined with the Steve Jobsian visual aid Keynote,

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-85747638224567593262007-01-16T20:19:00.000-08:002008-03-28T20:56:52.926-07:00

With original Warren G accompaniment This is the story of the Ganger poking some horny J-School girl in the back of Little Mazon’s Jeep. One thing you never do is leave the Ganger in the back of an empty Jeep with said girl. The following may occur: It was a clear black night, a clear white moon BG was on the streets, trying to consume some skirts for the eve, so I could blow my load

Mr. Patchnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1167606642236087832006-12-31T14:46:00.000-08:002008-03-28T20:56:52.926-07:00

Your untapped 10,010% success life Are you tired of living a 90% awesome life? Or are you one the lucky few whose life is just ‘mega-awesome.’ (yawn.) Well get ready to blow awesome and mega-awesome away with my newest book and CD series “Your Untapped 10,010% Success Life” & “Your Unlimited, Ultimate Mega-Power: The Beast Within.” “Mr. 19’s course taught me how to turn my abusive relationship

Chris Maupinnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1167560970802612982006-12-31T02:23:00.000-08:002007-06-12T20:26:45.677-07:00

In teaching English to sweet Asians -- who by the way own sweet Asian pussy -- I have many, many times wondered from where the origin of these phrases we speak arrive. As a nerd, myself (and I know Mr. Lexicon [Mr.19] and Grammar Nazi [Q-Pounder] will be interested to some extent), I have even dreamed of making my own database of etymology and literal meanings for people to refer. And, I would

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1167527204129210012006-12-30T17:04:00.000-08:002007-06-13T14:55:52.734-07:00

One of the highlights of my existence is to know the man behind the pseudonym “Q–Pounder.” Q, by the way, was the brilliant man to come to this esteemed club’s name, The Asian Pussy Pounders. Having known Q for the better part of six years, one of his endearing traits is his lack of impulse control combined with absolutely no basis in grounded reality in his ideas, or “schemes,” as I like to call

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1165202926008172212006-12-03T19:27:00.000-08:002007-06-13T19:08:11.375-07:00

Had to take a computer out to a lady's car as that is one of the services our store provides. It's a service I'm always willing to perform: I get to stretch the ol' legs and go outside into the sunshine helping some old lady or cripple out with their computer. Fun times. But this lady, the one in the story I shall tell -- right now -- was a psychobitch deluxe. Guys, imagine the awkwardness and

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1164703346429307102006-11-28T00:42:00.000-08:002006-11-28T00:47:08.266-08:00

Over a hundred people at an environmental rally sign a petition to ban the deadly chemical dihydrogen monoxide, more commonly known by its scientific notation H2O.

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1164699141991735242006-11-27T23:32:00.000-08:002006-11-27T23:32:22.000-08:00

Umm, now I don't know what to think. Q-Pounder, please tell me.

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1164697451124506562006-11-27T23:04:00.000-08:002006-11-27T23:17:55.263-08:00

I'm a libertarian at heart. So, anything you do to yourself is OK by me, including becoming a crackwhore. (Except when I see you on the bus lighting your spoon.)

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1164617476078213612006-11-27T00:42:00.000-08:002006-11-27T00:51:16.083-08:00

This special holiday happens after the real Thanksgiving, where I go to my car -- THE ONE NIGHT I PARK OUTSIDE instead of the garage -- and pay sarcastic thanks to the motherfucker who bashed my car's window and ransacked my glove compartment. So, here it is: A special sarcastic "thank you" to you, Mr. Crackhead, teenage vandal, or (sand-)nigger. Please die.

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1164351731372487902006-11-23T22:53:00.000-08:002007-01-17T00:24:16.813-08:00

Hope my fellow Asian-bangers are having a good Thanksgiving. The wife's coworker/friend and her husband came over and brought some dee-lish mashed potatoes (with cheese) and a green bean casserole. The wife made turkey--for the first time. Despite this, it turned out great.

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1163990303616428702006-11-19T18:20:00.000-08:002007-08-10T22:32:37.688-07:00

I gotta say, San Trancisco has quite a bit of interestingness going for it. Other than exploring my adopted culture in its massive Chinatown, I ate the legendary “In and Out Burger” and visited the “hippy town” (since when did a Ben and Jerry’s and a headshop justify tourist-spot status?). Picked up a copy of “The Alphabet of Manliness” by Maddox. I whacked it in Tironius’s bathroom (he’ll read

Q-pounderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11117242328575474212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1163064674850738542006-11-09T01:23:00.000-08:002006-11-09T01:31:14.856-08:00

Zach in Japan

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1162532004546154382006-11-09T01:11:00.000-08:002006-11-09T01:19:36.540-08:00

While at a Muni station, I eye a local celebrity I had a brush with the political system today as I waited for my K-Line muni at the West Portal station, as I noticed a tall, good looking man exit the outbound "M-Ocean View" train near me. The man was San Francisco mayor Gavin Christopher Newsom -- riding the public transit system? As he got off the train and on to the platform, we locked eyes

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1163062630244737482006-11-09T00:48:00.000-08:002008-03-29T20:52:31.174-07:00

Trollie trouble in town of Franny Back when my Asian pussy was still in Pussia—er, I mean Japan [aka Nippon] — there was one night not unlike any other before or after, when I was riding the streetcar back from the city to home. We around these parts call it the K-line. I got on and sat my beautiful glutes in a row of two unused seats facing forward, taking the window seat. It’s a good thing,

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1162809817325142382006-11-06T02:35:00.000-08:002006-11-06T03:34:58.970-08:00

In order to grow my army of half-n-half's while in Japan, I plan to impregnate as many nubile schoolgirls as possible, leaving them to raise slightly slanted, yet slightly round-eyed offspring. But at home in the states, I cannot be burdened by the thought of children. Yet, I can't be bothered with slow, awkward packaging of condoms, especially when that black mohawk mesh is stairing at me with

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1162524601969742922006-11-02T19:07:00.000-08:002008-03-28T20:56:52.927-07:00

A bitter wind blew some beautiful garbage down the sidewalk to its natural resting place--anywhere but the trashcan. I wondered to myself "Why doesn't the city just make 'trash traps'?" Hisssss! Skreeejerk! The shitty bus pulled up and opened its mechanical eppiglotus and devoured me. I took my place amongst the mobile human bacterial culture. Public Transportation Roll Call! Mumbling bum?

Chris Maupinnoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1162495795173626552006-11-02T11:21:00.000-08:002006-11-02T11:29:55.300-08:00

I wonder why they are called "wisdom teeth." I guess "wisdom teeth" sounds better than "monkey-teeth of misfortune." Doc says I'll be out a week from the pain and hellish fight this tooth will give me. I doubt you have to be a dentist to see this picture and not be able to tell that something damned is going on in the freak show that is my mouth.

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1161656128822963312006-10-23T19:13:00.000-07:002007-06-11T17:45:03.334-07:00

This is for the gang, especially Kurippi [aka Mr.19] because he thought this movie's precursor was snubbed at the Oscars. For days I had to console Nineteen after Oscar nomination day. But there is hope, in the form of this golden DVD dropped down by the hand of God straight from heaven:The Butterfly Effect. "Now even more buttery."I'm weak. Holy fucking shit did this movie stench up my apartment

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1161592812895458882006-10-23T01:32:00.000-07:002007-06-11T17:42:20.843-07:00

Bay Street, barbecue, and boo-tay A day was had at the Emreryville outdoor shopping center across the bay from San Francisco. I go to this area usually to get my IKEA fix; today, it was an Asquew Grille fix. Its a place that specializes in skewers, like barbecue chicken with grilled and buttered corn-on-the-cob, with the best mashed potatoes around, all for an affordable price. That's Asquew

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1161413160909262902006-10-20T23:42:00.000-07:002007-06-11T17:38:54.692-07:00

The definition of irony.

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1161412525690622712006-10-20T23:27:00.000-07:002006-10-20T23:35:25.776-07:00

The [Asian] wife and I descend upon Luna Park, a casual dinner and cocktails joint in San Francisco on Valencia Street.

Tironiushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11975960775590465276noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1161274462714247602006-10-19T08:30:00.000-07:002008-03-28T20:56:52.928-07:00

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K By the time my Hong Kong cream puff gets back from her day trip, I've emptied four loads on tokyotopless.com. Tokyo Topless is an interesting website in that many of the girls are photographed from the chin down and all boast huge natural breasts. Me being a breast man, I love it. Especially the Japanese-style anonymity of everything. They'd either be

Q-pounderhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11117242328575474212noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-25500731.post-1160895589865840642006-10-14T23:51:00.000-07:002008-03-28T20:56:52.928-07:00

Blowjob in a can Japanese inventions know no limit of creativity, especially when it comes to solo endeavors Back during Q-Pounder's single-but-not-frequently-getting-laid era, a close friend returned from Japan with a souvenir that shed some pink on my hopelessly pale shaft. What has since come to be called the "blow job in a can" came to the rescue during one lonely weekend. The can sat in

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Crying blowjob Long before Q-pounder settled into commitment with high grade Hong Kong cream puff, Japanese was vogue. Hiroko, a nineteen year old nurse, was preparing for a career of changing diapers and bathing horny old men. Based in Yokohama, she commuted daily to Tokyo for class. I met her in a swank coffee shop near Harajuku. The same day Morning Mesume, a forgettable J-pop band staring a

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Surf's Up? Mr. Kurippi Nineteen tells of his surfer-girl sexploit This one has a background to be told. You see, it all started (flashback effect, screen goes wobbly) in the fall of 2003. I was studying in Japan at the time and was in the clutches of a vicious long-distance relationship with a woman who must never ever be named again. Ever. I took a day-trip out to a beach in Wakayama. I had

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DISCLAIMER: Mister Nineteen (and other entities related to Mister Nineteen) does not in any way condone the rampant bigotry, and racial epithets that are found in this particular Blog. Nineteen and his parent company, Decent Human Technologies LLC are equal opportunity sexual partners, and support an affirmative action approach to love-making. A Word or Two from Mr. Nineteen.™ Well, I have

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The only gift California knows how to give: servitude About two weeks ago I received a gift in the mail: it was the gift of forced servitude by and for the great state of California. It was a summons for Jury duty. The instructions: I was to call a telephone number every day for a week to see if the automated voice on the other end will tell me if I a.) I am to fry somebody up in punishment for

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Many thanks to Tironius for the invite. I have long been a fan of Asian pussy, since the day my dick first stiffened when watching a documentary Japanese hookers pumping thier chests full of chemicals to attract US sailors in postwar times... ah. Takes me back. Anyway, my travels through Asia have landed me much sweet Asian pussy indeed. Join me for an adventure through some of the best Asian

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Compare and contrast.

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The salads continue because I'm apparantly an ever-growing lardass. On the plus side, I do seem more merry (and sometimes jolly).

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We're going to build a fort, go swim in the watering hole, and go spy on the girls. These guys will be my best friends, ever!

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One of a million tales that illustrate the freakdom of this city I will tell (when I remember the rest) It was like any other night. Two nights a week, during that semester, I had a class that held me until night-time. I waited for the bus and soon my ship came in. With my big flat knylon drawing carrier in hand, I boarded the vessel. It’s the Geary #38, and I was going home. Yes, it was like

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San Franciscans are pussies, and not the good black-wirey-mesh kind. I say this because any form of precipitation sends the news and the citizens into a panic. It is hilarious. The reason: the weather here has no personality. It is just cool and dreary. Never too hot, never too cold. Tonight, however, Nanako and I were startled by the roar of outside. The air suddenly dropped hail down in

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So I heard an interesting story at work today. For my homies who don't know, I am the "Guest Service Ambassador" for an upscale mall in the southern part of San Francisco. That is gay marketing-speak for a customer service rep. position, wherein I tell people where the bathroom is. I stand or sit in my booth, mainly chit-chatting with the nearby purse kiosk salesman and the mall security. This

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