The Holy Order Of The Asian Pussy Pounders
Top 10 Reasons to Date Asian Instead
by Tironius, created Sunday, February 11, 2007, with permalink

Still in China and still blocked from blogging, I present the Q-Pounder’s top ten reasons to learn the letters S-A-F (Single Asian Female) when responding to Craigslist personals.

From Q–Pounder:

By landing an Asian girl you can enjoy these privilages the average sap who didn’t bother checking overseas first would never enjoy. By the way, Asian-American or Asian-European girls are still western, and don’t count:

10) Asian girls understand math and science (it’s true)
9) Asian girls can cook
8) Asian girls are not only qualified to work,
but want to
7) Asian girls know how to conserve money
6) Asian girls are flexible (in both ways)
5) Asian girls don’t realize you’re a nerd
4) Asian girls don’t get fat after they marry
3) Asian girls bitch slower and less, since they have to do it in English
2) Asian girls have tight pussies and tighter asses

…And the #1 reason to date Asian instead… 1) Asian girls are all subbies in the sack once you break them

Well guys, any additions or amendments?

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