The Holy Order Of The Asian Pussy Pounders
Prophylactic perpetuates promiscuously pounding perfect pussy (probably)
by Tironius, created Monday, November 06, 2006, with permalink

In order to grow my army of half-n-half's while in Japan, I plan to impregnate as many nubile schoolgirls as possible, leaving them to raise slightly slanted, yet slightly round-eyed offspring.

But at home in the states, I cannot be burdened by the thought of children. Yet, I can't be bothered with slow, awkward packaging of condoms, especially when that black mohawk mesh is stairing at me with that one eye, waiting for me.

Enter Pronto condoms. (For real.)