The Holy Order Of The Asian Pussy Pounders
And now its time for Sarcastic Thanksgiving
by Tironius, created Monday, November 27, 2006, with permalink

This special holiday happens after the real Thanksgiving, where I go to my car -- THE ONE NIGHT I PARK OUTSIDE instead of the garage -- and pay sarcastic thanks to the motherfucker who bashed my car's window and ransacked my glove compartment. So, here it is: A special sarcastic "thank you" to you, Mr. Crackhead, teenage vandal, or (sand-)nigger. Please die.